you're my kryptonite
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dumblewhoreee:

dykelykeaboss:

theselipsaremadeofcandy:

retinainthesky:

This is wonderful. The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. Made my day.

what is my life

I love these <3 I also love the guy in the back! His face is priceless! And I feel like after she answered the short hair girl went straight to her tumblr and was like SHE SAID YESSS!! lol

it makes me sad to think i’ll never have this

omg this is fucking adorable

fuckyeahzarry:

whoever wrote that fan fic of lux and zarry, i honestly hope you fall on a chainsaw

joshishollywood:

A four year old boy may or may not have run up to me and punched me in the leg today while walking towards his father and I may or may not have said “I will literally punt you out into the street and nobody will mourn you” to him and he may or may not have started crying and I may or may not have just kept walking

It was a very hypothetical day

One Direction at the airport today

Harry: Hey guys I have an idea lets make ovaries explode even more than usual today how does that sound?
Niall: Okay cool let me just sex myself up a bit so I look like a combination of Jesus and Jesus okay cool wait no let me bring a guitar too bitches love guitars okay cool
Liam: Okay I'm going to dress like Troy Bolton from High School Musical because everyone loves High School Musical okay and I'll be all cute and sign autographs and yeah okay good
Louis: For me I'll just wear a beanie because that makes the girls crazy okay yeah and oh I'll hug my girlfriend and be all cute and make sure everyone gets pictures so they wont know I'm gay okay yeah that'll throw em off
Harry: I'm just gonna shake my hair out and make myself look like a sex god oh wait I do that every day okay well I guess I dont have to do anything more now do I?
Zayn: And I've got a baby
Harry: Okay cool lets go
oh wow

oh wow


person: cursing isn't very ladylike you know.
me: does it look like i give a fuck.
onedirection019:

Finally finished! :) #ColdPlay #Art (Taken with instagram)

onedirection019:

Finally finished! :) #ColdPlay #Art (Taken with instagram)

mycrolmes:

“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop

poeticflows93:

thebadboydracomalfoy:

abgron:

tom felton you motherfucker

I AM DEAD.

not gonna lie… he’s got a point. i wish i was dating tom, but, on the other hand, i’m waiting to marry joey richter

bambi-slaughter:

and i’m not ok with the fact that willow smith has probably achieved more in her mere 12 years than i will in my entire life for singing a song about hair

bloodydiadem:

Today, May 2nd, we honor everyone who lost their lives in The Battle of Hogwarts. May we raise our wands to every fallen soldier. May they Rest in Peace. Remember, remember May 2nd 1998.

grabbing-louis-bum:

Liam and Danielle in the Bahamas♥

somebodybemybuddyback:

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle

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